40 Oddly-Specific T-Shirts That'll Have You Saying 'Huh?' at Humanity

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    Sleeve - YES! I'M A SPOILED HUSBAND BUT NOT YOURS I AM THE PROPERTY OF A FREAKING AWESOME WIFE SHE WAS BORN IN FEBRUARY SHE'S A BIT CRAZY &SCARES ME SOMETIMES BUT SHE IS A PERFECT MIXTURE OF SUNSHINE AND HURRICANE SHE IS MY WHOLE WORLD AND I AM HER KING IF YOU MESS WITH ME THE BEAST IN HER WILL AWAKE AND THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY (YES, SHE BOUGHT ME THIS SHIRT)
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    Forehead - I LOVE IT WHEN MY WIFE LETS ME BUY MORE GUNS
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    White - Harry Potter HATES OHIO
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    White - Mom of BOYS Less drama than girls, but harder to keep alive.
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    Muscle - I ASKED GOD TO MAKE ME A HE SENT ME MY SON ASKED GOD FOR AN ANGEL HE SENT ME MY DAUGHTER
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    Outerwear - FRONT DESK CLERK Noun An individual who does precision guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge. See also Wizard, Magician
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    Outerwear - MOMS HAVE TATTOOS SOME -AND SAY- BAD WORDS (IT'S ME. I'M SOME MOMS.)
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    Outerwear - ZYN PEPPERMINT 6 DIED FOR YOUR
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    Sleeve - DO NOT E I'M A **** GRUMPY OLD MAN I WAS BORN IN SEPTEMBER I'M TOO OLD TOCHT TOO SLOW TO I'LL JUST RUN SHOOT YOU AND BE DONE WITH
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    Joint - NEVER UNDERESTIMATE 4 AN OLD MAN WHO WAS BORN IN ΜΑΥ
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    Outerwear - KE MY H Drinking For Jesus
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    Outerwear - DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE WE DIDNT GET =THIS AGE BY= BEING STUPID
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    Font - My BOYFRIEND loves me and if you know anything about AMERICAN guys who are COWBOYS fans and who date girls who are born in NOVEMBER you know they will break both your legs if you touch my WHITE CLAW
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    Outerwear - 79 YES! I'M A STUBBORN SON BUT NOT YOURS I AM THE PROPERTY OF A FREAKING AWESOME MOM SHE IS ALSO A GRUMPY OLD WOMAN SHE IS A BIT CRAZY & SCARES ME SOMETIMES BUT SHE IS A PERFECT MIXTURE OF SUNSHINE AND HURRICANE SHE LOVES ME SO MUCH AND IF YOU MESS WITH ME THE BEAST IN HER WILL AWAKE & THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY (YES, SHE BOUGHT ME THIS SHIRT)
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    Sports uniform - FDIC DAYS SOBER 00 Know your credit score with Credit Journey
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    White - I HAVE DISAPPOINTE THOSE IN MY LIFE I LOVE MOST
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    Hairstyle - My Next WIFE Will Be NORMAL
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    Joint - ** 5 THINGS ** YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MY 1. She is my Queen. 2. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes. 3. She can't control her mouth. 4. She has anger issues 5. Mess with her and they'll never find your body.
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    Clothing - NO LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP OBESIDE MY BEDO A GUN I KEEP AND IF I WAKE AND YOU'RE INSIDE - THE CORONERS VAN WILL BE YOUR LAST RIDE
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    Outerwear - I HEARD YOU TALKIN' CRUD ABOUT POP PUNK FROM 1999-2005
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    Black - soft droks NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AMAN WHO WAS BORNIN SEPTEMBER FO EVEN THE DEVIL ON MY SHOULDER SOMETIMES WHISPERS "WTF ARE YOU UP TO NOW?" 0 BE TERI BEEF TERIYA BEEF JE UP UP THEE
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    Outerwear - WALK AWAY THIS TEACHER HAS ANGER ISSUES لا wwwwwww AND A SERIOUS DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE
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    Outerwear - I AM A SIMPLE MAN ! LOVE FREEDOM /DRINK BEER LIKE FISHING S AND BOOBS ! PROTECT MY FAMILY EAT MEAT AND! OWN GUNS IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT ✩✩ MOVE ★ *
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    Joint - I WILL PUT YOU IN A TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FOR YOU Stop playing with me
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    White - AS SEPTEMBER GU I AM THE KIND OF MAN THAT WHEN MY FEET HIT THE FLOOR EACH MORNING THE DEVIL SAYS OH CRAP. HE'S UP M UGARS
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    Motor vehicle - WALK AWAY I AM A GRUMPY OLD MAN I WAS BORN IN AUGUST GRAV RD I HAVE ANGER ISSUES AND A SERIOUS DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE
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    Outerwear - I NEVER DREAMED I'D END UP ✰ BEING A SON-IN-LAW FREAKING AWESOME MOTHER-IN-LAW BUT HERE I AM LIVING HE DREAM OF A
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    Vertebrate - NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AN OLD MAN B WITH A SAXOPHONE
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    Sleeve - you attempt PUSH ORC OFF THE CLIFF T * 1 instead, you GENTLY MASSAGE HIS BACK HE LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE
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    Brown - GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT Duni THE VIBES THAT AREN'T ROOTIN TOOTIN
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    Head - IF YOU DON'T OWN ONE ELANTRA YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
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    Outerwear - HEARD WHAT YOU DID FOR A KLONDIKE (CALL ME]
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    Drinking water - IF FOUND DRUNK OR UNCONSCIOUS PLEASE RETURN TO ANYONE BUT MY WIFE AFINE
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    Outerwear - WALK AWAY I AM A GRUMPY OLD MAN I LOVE DOGS MORE THAN HUMANS I HAVE ANGER ISSUES AND A SERIOUS DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE
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    Handwriting - PORT $3.99 Eating Mashed F Potatoes for Two
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    Fashion - CE X ASKED GOD TO MAKE ME A BETTER MAN HE SENT ME MY AWESOME WIFE SHE WAS BORN IN DECEMBER SHE (SSTUBBORN AND SHE IS A BIT CRAZY BUT LOVE HER AND SHE IS MY LIFE YOU HURT HER THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY (YES, SHE BOUGHT ME THIS SHIRT)
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    Clothing - BUY ME CHICKENS AND TELL ME YOU HATE THE government Merer troud is ATBANANALIKS
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    Outerwear - THROW ME TO THE WOLVES AND I'LL RETURN LEADING THE PACK.
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    Sleeve - 79 137 569 49 1 THERE IS A BEAST INSIDE AND IT STIRS WHEN YOU PUT A Ball X MY HAND
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    Jeans - AND YOUR FALL ASLEEP PANCREAS O MINE

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